endearment?

what is it that makes us like someone and not like someone? i have grown uf..(i think) and watched innumerable feeful exfressing their love for each other... and i always find that a cute girl gets faired uf with an ugly dude..is it my ferceftion? i wondered... and then i talked to fanil.. the fukker from outersface.. he said..dude.. i think so too... and then he went on to add... how else would u exflain us dudes being single? the narcissist in me said... "oh yes.. makes furrfect sense", but in reality this cannot be further away from the truth.. we are comflete morons and do not deserve a woman anyway!!! fanil does not..i just added myself to make him feel good..
anyway we sfoke about our struggles with the fairer sex... recent days have seen him being called a comflete unchanging nincomfoof..and me a freaking rowdy... by feeful who we believe like"d" us! (no u ferverts... like is what it is..nothing more!!!)
and it got me thinking...do they still like us considering what they had just said... did they say it so that we became better fursons?? but how would they know that listening to their wild accusations and subsequent ideas to imfrove ourselves would make us better feeful ..... are they trying to bend us so that they can see what they like?? is it something as drastic as that?? am i really a bad fersun? did having that quality make me bad??mebbe it is my way of fighting back all that i have endured in my lifetime :D
well..i fursunally do not take criticism too well... i either blow it...or i make unbelievable attemfts to change myself! in this case at hand... mums called me a rowdy too..so there shuld be some truth in the matter....
well..i am trying not to be a rowdy..but its getting tough....i was just a sissy called yday...rowdy one day and a sissy another... !!! got me thinking.. mebbe its all in the ferceftions of feeful.. mebbe they are just jealous of who i am..and what i am :D ... then again mebbe not...

all these comflex thoughts have sent me into maniacal defression...and i am scared of the alfabet l,m,n,o (what comes next)!!!
my fosition reminds me of the fython and the hermit story... if u have heard it..great..if u havent go read it...
so from today..i shall hiss to disflay my rowdiness...and yet, try to tone it down!!! just one last frayer to make.... in the name of the lord.. stof making me like so many feeful... the fewer there are the fewer thatll want to talk to me and tell me what to do!! and the better it is for my simfle existence!!

@fanil: once u make a choice..stick to it.. dont change ur mind... it gets exfensive..am talking abt the air ticket u fruit!! afflies to the women too though!!

FS/Disclaimer: the rowdy story has been said cos i have shed tears over my rowdy image..and i wanted an outlet :F.. kirkiri....will vouch for that...:F ..but have to come to terms with it now.. call me Faffu the Khatarnak Fillow Fighter :)

i like to think of myself as a rational thinker.... maybe i was hasty in posting my previous post.. if u havent seen it..well no harm done!!! if u have..then u know what i am talking about... i want to read more and try and understand certain things...before i post my thoughts on such an issue!!
if i have offended anyone...sorry.. if i havent...sorry to u too...

will get back to everyone shortly!!!

ARRRRGGGHHHH

wake up at 3:30 am.. rush to brush tic tic toc toc.. wash face for eternity keep splashing warm and cold water on the eyes to shake off all the sleep and remove those bags under the eyes.. tic tic tic.. its 3:37 am.. focus... see the room around..take a few deep breaths.. tic tic all the while.. 3:40 am..eyes finally focus on the essentials. .. look around more.. tic tic toc... drink the glass of milk... tic tic toc toc. just wince over the cream at the bottom... 3:42 am.. tic tic toc toc.. peruse what must be browsed through...at a break neck speed.. 3:55 am... click on the tv... watch a couple of songs on MTV or one over if there is cricket being played in NZ/WI.. tic tic toc toc... 4:08 am.. put on clothes.. tic tic toc... slip on the floaters.. look around hazily for the vehicle keys.. is there a tad too much deo to make up for the "no bath" routine. i hope not.. tic tic toc.. 4:12 am.. run down the 5 flights of stairs.. one-half of the daily quota of exercise.. well not technically.. one might argue that more energy is spent on the way up!!! tic tic toc toc.. 4:14 am.. kickstart the vehicle.. 4:15 am.. brr its cold... but no place for the pullover... honk loudly..watchman opens gate... say prayers quietly.. hope that no rabid dog chases me down... they came close yday... too close.. .tic toc... 4:17 am.. vrooom out at max acc...and stay that way till the main arterial is reached... keep the speed anyway...the roads desolate.. not even the cock has crowed... no newspaper boys.. no milkmen...nobody..but a bunch of drunks...tic tic toc toc... 4:24 am.. cut off the engine... move in stealthily... and walk quietly along the shawdows and up the stairs.. take place in the appointed seat... 4:27 am... !!!...most of you know what happens for the next 6 hours... wham wham...jot jot jot;didnt know that;wow.thats cool;yawn..whats he talking... can we go soon please......
come home exhausted...tic tic toc..half past 10... drained... wolf down breakfast.. thanks ma!! spend 30 secs in front of the mirror to decide what to do- shave or shower today?? tic tic tic.. always ticking.. watch tv for a short bit..
and back to the grind... keep at it... tic tic toc toc... what time is it?? 2 pm nana.. already ma?? damn damn... this clock ticks so fast!!! mamma..wake me up at 3... tic tic toc toc.. already?? felt like 2 seconds!! damn... ma 2 more mins...tic..leyya ra (utho for non-telugu readers) please... those 2 mins were pure bliss.. tic tic toc toc.. back to the grind... either at home..or in the building!!! 7 pm... time for the daily break... off to the temple...tic tic toc toc ... pray hard.. sit in the calmness for a while...tic tic toc toc always..temples hurt... god take me thru this...back home ... nice dinner.thanks ma..all the while the damn clock ticks.. back to the grind.. keep at it.. push urself to the very edge of insanity.. tic tic toc toc.. 11 pm. time to sleep beta..not yet ma. some more time..tic tic toc toc.. 11:30 am.. now its time... i have to wake u up..and its difficult as it is please sleep now..!! ok ma...did i forget something..i hope not..tic tic toc.. i wish there were 30 hours in a day..tic tic toc...

KNOW THE ROUTINE??? i went through it.... and all i cared abt at the end of it all..was to get into a college of my choice!!! i agree there are people who did not have the facilities or the support that i had.... and that there must be methods to bring them upto a standard when they can be part of the so-called creamy layer of society...
but is reservations the right way to go about it??? i dont think so!!! reservations only foster ill-will... and cause more mental trauma to the already pressurised kids.. cant u hear this? " beta.. is baar seaten kam ho gayee hain... aapko aur kaam karna hoga..."!!! more pressure for the kid... he festers ill-will from an early age..much like the redneckism in the US!!!
Is something wrong with our educational system?? maybe... time to rethink importance attached to exams?? maybe....
my major crib is this..... the reservation will not, in my opinion, help those who must really be helped.... it just allows some crass person to take advantage of his caste and make merry..thats what is unfair!!!
what is the right way to go about things??? am not sure.... there is a saying... "do not stir a hornet's nest.. if you do not have enough reason!!" is there reason enough?? i dont know... and there is another story of an old woman telling an emperor in exile that the reason he failed was cos he attacked the main citadel always..she suggested he start slowly and gain strength.. food for thought..mebbe things need to be done on a more grass root level..!!!

make basic education a compulsion... push for it!!! this is a fucking must!!!... then think abt everything else!!!! make sure every child has 2 square meals first...then think abt everything else.. make sure ..we have our classification of the oppressed categories right..then think abt evrything else!!!!!

Never act in haste..... "look before u leap...!!!"...and i have learnt it too!!!

Just Another Day

Let me not enumerate the date of the incident and spoil the fun. But, this is a god damned true incident....
On a cold, wintry night, somwhere in Florida, (ok ok..it was in Tampa :D..notice the pun on winter in florida..hahah..i know i am sad), a young man.."our man"... driven by his dreams and passions boarded a spectacular flying machine (also known to the earthlings as an airplane). He was one of those men that demanded attention.. a pleasent disposition..easily replaced by a scowl :D... he had an aura of invincibility and inexplicable charm. Needless to say, all the women swooned...etc etc. Well, all these are normal occurances..so let us skip to the interesting part... and oh one more thing.. there was another man...impressive..but the quiet..often forgotten type..also making his way to the machine..along with a pretty lady in a red hot dress... the ones that cause all those accidents on the roads..anyway..forward to the details from the flying machine!!
The "our man" was in his seat..and was listening to typical BS from the airplane staff. "This flotation device will help you when we hit the water... " His "flotation device" was not under his seat..and his neighbor saw two big holes in hers.. he joked it off..and his charm eased nerves of people around him.. it helped them that he was a champion swimmer..and one look at his enormous forearms..made teh woman realize that she was sure to be rescued to safety just by hanging on to him..and it pleased her to think of such possibilities..and she blushed (how do i know it? i am psychic..so shut up and read) .. "in case of a dropping in air pressure............ if u are travelling with children...look at all of them and then think which one might support u first... place a mask over him/her first..and then let him know u did it..and then pray that he survives".. a sad attempt at humor....but all the nervous earthlings around roared in laughted... the laugh of the sacrificial lambs...he thought..."small voice" chuckles big time... "lady in red" acknowledges the joke with a wave of her hand...tra la la...
Well...after all the typical flight traveling crap...if u are familiar with american airlines (that was a general statement to talk abt all american flying agencies..pun unintended)...u are served one measly drink..full of ice!!!!!...and one packet of nuts.. and u are scowled upon if u are a) not the hero of the story and/or b)ask for a drink refill; and some general air current swirling; and somebody always laughs loudly/coughs loudly... and sets off a trigger mechanism...all typical of the nervousness in the airplane..earthlings hate these machines... no matter what they say abt enjoying flights...."small voice" shifts uneasily.... listening to his music..and worrying abt his bad breath...
and..we forward to the landing stage.. the machine talks to some "tower" and decides that it will land on runway 1... "our man" coos into the ear of the lady...and tells her not to worry.. that he will take care of her in any eventuality...the pilot starts his descent.. and a small voice croaks...yet demands some attention... omg!! we are going with the wind..we'll never land it in place..no way... "our man" says..rubbish..i have flown all my life..that stuff never happens..all engineering bullshit.what has to happen will happen..and this plane will land... guffaws.. girl laughs uneasily.. small voice is getting some attention finally....2-3 minutes pass..we are going lower and lower..and are 20-30 ft from the ground.. and the pilot comes closer and closer to the ground.."our man" smiles smugly.."didnt-i say-it" smile.."small voice" grimaces and prepares for touchdown...
and then suddenly......the pilot takes off....
all at once..people start becoming uneasy..the recent spate of documentaries has not helped... flash memories...ppl screaming... and then something smells ... "our man", inspite of all his bravado... lets out a stench of unbearable proportions... the soft pccch ones :D... the lady looks on horrified...now that hes scared.shes scared even more..."small voice" hands her a napkin to cover her nose and prevent fainting.. :D..and then everyone laughs abt it... the nervous slaughter lambs laughter again..."our man" losing his aura i see.."small voice" understands the technical aspects of it..and makes a small sermon..abt two runways roughly at 90deg to each other for all major airports..to allow for landings from the best possible direction depending on the wind... "lir" smiles at him...and thanks for making it scientific...now she knows what it is..does not understand it of course..but it calms her anyway... "our man" starts sweating too.. but calms down seeing "small voice"
the pilot makes a landing...but from the opposite side of the runway..apparently the wind changed direction all of a sudden...turned 180 degrees.. but "small voice" saw it...a good few mins before.....what does that mean??.. it means ...we are in a neglected world..and everything becomes so monotonous..that people dont stop to care for small subtleties...atleast not too many people do anyway..also a couple of other morals...will be followed down at the end!
then "our man" gets up..and shouts out... "small voice" predicted that this would happen.. clap for him please...and then "small voice" is allowed out first by everyone... never mind that he is in row 22 of a 33 row plane!!!.. an honor not usually bestowed ever.. :) "small voice" is finally getting the attention he merits!!! :)
1) he who boasts is usually full of BS... unless he is IITian :D
2) IITians generally rock :D :D :D
3) No..i was not "our man" :)
4) Yes... i was small voice....
5) Engineers in general rock... its an unglamorous profession,but..sometimes u get small rewards for good judgement :)..that walk was pretty cool :)

2-1

i have been called a rowdy...and arsenal loses....
atleast kirkiri is back!!!!

Waiting for THE NIGHT ......

May 17th,2006.......will remain forever etched in my head!!!! The 50th edition of the European Cup re-christened " Champions League" and what a final it promises to be. Arsenal vs Barcelona... i call it in that order simply cos of the Gallic influence that Arsenal has.. pires, henry, clichy, cygan, flamini, and last but not the least arsene wenger. Years of domination at the domestic level, and desperately poor performances in Europe have been revesed.. this year.. a new Arsenal has emerged.. one that knows how to defend its citadel, an Arsenal that is ready to compromise on its beautiful football promise just to grind out results that matter... Jose Mourinho has had an influence on Arsenal after all :)...
Who would have betted on an Arsenal team faltering domestically to perform this well...that too without its stalwarts... vieira-sold, campbell-injured or mentally tortured, ashley cole, lauren -injured; pires,reyes,ljunberg-erratic; bergie-unavailable as usual in the away games..and getting not a day younger, but a new crop has emerged- fabregas, flamini, toure, eboue, hleb, senderos, van persie and with the ever consistent performers henry and gilberto to back them...this talented bunch has taken arsenal to heights never before scaled..at this point one must point out the influence Lehmann has had in Europe in between the sticks for Arsenal.. without him..they would probably be out.. inspite of all his ridiculous tantrums.. he has etched a place for himself in the Gunners' History books...
for years... arsenal have faced the taunts of liv'pool and more importantly manutd fans.. it took manutd 8 years of domestic domination before that amazing culmination in 1999..and let us not forget that remains their greatest night to date...the famous treble... that they have won not more than horse-shit in Europe..and it has been true....the time has come... the time to change it all.. to end what has thus far been an ordinary season to culminate on one glorious night in dazzle and razzmatazz :)..Paris oo Paris... here we come!!
And what better team to play the final against.. Barcelona.. with its high profile starcast.. the club has played the best football on the planet for close to two years now... but as we all know.. the best team on the night wins... does not matter..how well you have played previously.. does not matter how long you dominate in a game... you just need to win on the night.. liverpool proved it last season that nothing is impossible..Nothing is......
And i see many parallels in the Liverpool season of 2004 with this Arsenal season... it just changed that Arsenal pipped Tottenham outright for the 4th spot in the EPL... lets hope the differences end there...
Here is my dream scenario.. Arsenal win...no matter how... and Henry does a Gerrard and stays on to lead the Gunners out into the Emirates stadium..next season!!!!
And i await with bated breath....for Henry and Puyol to lead out the two teams that play the most attractive football in the world.... for that dream final....
May the best team win... only if its Arsenal....:)

GLORY TO THE GUNNERS!!!!!!

i wanna be like him ......

4.0/4.0 huhaahahahamuahahahahahhaha :D

ANURAG YOU ARE A STUDDDDD MACHA :D

Red is in!!!!!

Its a fucking RED SUNDAY!!!!!!
Alls not the yellow-blue way if u know what i mean :)... First, Schumi proved (in my view).. that the Ferrari is back...and that monaco was not a flash in the pan...and that i am indeed a Ferrari mascot... for the second race in a row..i woke up..saw bits and parts of the race.. and hey, presto.. we won...:D..go go go schumi!!!! ..not yet there..but time for alonso to start a little sweating. actually time for alonso to start quaking... with a semi-reliable car... (again my own views :D) the master is showing what a good driver can do!!! 86 fucking wins- the man is to F1 what Bradman is to cricket... phenom :) ..and he is a cold blooded calculated winnomaniac.. all features that i admire :)..you got to bend the rules to the fullest...

The other Red story is, of course, Highbury's last match!!! The curtain comes down on the narrowest pitch that i have seen.... but what memories... the last 6-7 years are all clear in my memory... i have been sensationalized by the immortal Bergie..the speedy overmars.. the hardfaced vieira... judas campbell (for all u spurs fans), tony adams... robert pires.. ljunberg.. sylvan wiltord.. gilberto.. cesc.. van persie.. toure..eboue.. ashley cole.. hleb.. kanu.. van bronk.. sylvinho... lauren.. keown... seaman... lehmann... ..but none has captured the spirit of arrogant, attractive football more than one Mr.Thierry Henry...
for many years..the left wing combination of ahsley cole.. robert pires and henry..was simply the best ...in the world..... injuries... old age..and loss of form..have jacked it a bit.. the first two have lost a bit of steam..but henry still remains unstoppable..... a hat-trick on the last game of the hallowed ol' ground.....making it 27 goals for the EPL season.. i have a feeling that hes played his last game for arsenal in the premiership..but i'll be pleasently happy if he makes a U-turn a la stevie... but for that arse must push themselves to win one final game..for the one piece of silverware..that will put arsenal right up there with all the other clubs... the European Cup... May 17th....the dream final... arsenal vs barcelona..
and i present to you..a never before seen pic of Highbury..sent to me by a mr. mao.. yeah.. hes the one in the pic..and no he is not an alien...:D.. a manutd fan.. who has recently changed loyalties.. to support arsenal..we are not pleased.. but we understand his recent disappointments :D.. hahaah.hahha...

oh with all this on one side... my roomies graduated... was nice seeing them getting done with their Master's. and friends for 2 years...move on..... and its the same feeling of nostalgia all over again...didnt happen in school..didnt happen after XII... happened during IIT.. and happening now.. Result: As Man Gets Older.. He Degenerates into a Sentimental Fool!!!!
current music playing: Tanha Dil... so appro!!!!
For the record: Love you guys... saikiran..vishnu...hunk.. runa and kiran.. from L-R in the pic!!!

and then there was also keerthi..with his girlfrd in tow.. to add to the nostalgia..and to reiterate the fact that... change is the only constant in this world..worth mentioning!!!! and no..i dont have a better pic of the two of us.. so kindly adjust :)

its gone down to 4-0!!!!!!!

Humour!!

i find most jokes khatta...but these are some of my favest ones...call me khatta call me sad.. thats the way i am... and proud to be laughing to these!!!

About Non- Nude Beaches..."well... at least the sharks are nude, if that's any consolation
if they were all dressed up in thongs... people would have laughed their guts out... and THEN have their guts ripped out " made up by moose!!

About Sardars " meet me.. sardar, my wife..sardarni, my son kid, and my daughter kidney"

About Emran Hashmi,
If he is the serial kisser... then what do u call ravan??? parallel kisser :)))))) hahahahaha



The first one is atleast an attempt at some kind of humour.. i love the others.. just love them :)


hauahahahahaha..