Elevator- the smallest microcosm of society!
Each day, I ride up and down the elevator at least 6 times. And, I meet different people. People of all ages, all sexes, all creeds; old and young, fat and thin, male and female- and every once in a while some"one" whose sex one can never be sure of, sexy and not-so-sexy, tall and short, hairy and bald, healthy and sick, loud and silent, harsh and polite, well-suited and nearly stark naked; with all kinds of gadgetry or the lack of it.
I meet them on the elevator; I exchange polite conversations with them, and once in a while, I even take the liberty of sharing a joke with them. I have been scowled at, been given rough stares, admiring glances ( now that's one blatant lie!!!), and see-right-through-me glassy looks.
And, for etiquette, just as elsewhere, I don't fart in an elevator, I don't wear stinky clothes, I don't drool, I don't gobble down my food in the elevator. In short, I give people their own, private space in the confines of that small elevator. Just as in real life.
And, I also notice, just as in real life, there's no space for animals!
I meet them on the elevator; I exchange polite conversations with them, and once in a while, I even take the liberty of sharing a joke with them. I have been scowled at, been given rough stares, admiring glances ( now that's one blatant lie!!!), and see-right-through-me glassy looks.
And, for etiquette, just as elsewhere, I don't fart in an elevator, I don't wear stinky clothes, I don't drool, I don't gobble down my food in the elevator. In short, I give people their own, private space in the confines of that small elevator. Just as in real life.
And, I also notice, just as in real life, there's no space for animals!
14 Comments:
Welcome back honey bun! :) Nice post... Am glad you get to be yourself at home atleast and do all the things you don't get to do in the elevator.. :D
Anurag proves that he is God of Little Things in his Come Back Blog. Simple and Sweet
- Anonymous Critic
"the god of little things" has his bubble burst!!! and only wives can do it in so charming a fashion!!!
:DD
Gunj- hahaha!
Moi- :P
Anon- Little too much wonly- the sarcasm, I mean!!!
Final attempt at posting the following comment... as they say, the third time could be a charm...
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I will leave the sarcasm to the anonymous critics. To be quite honest, the quality of the blog seems to be heading more and more southwards with each supposed 'comeback' of the eternally useless author of the blog.
Oh, and the blatant lies: "I give people their own, private space in the confines of that small elevator. Just as in real life." Shame on you, Anurag!
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yaayy..whistles and hoots..:P
saikri- lanjodaka.
sumanth- thanq thanq!!!
nice blog ! check mine for more HYDERABADI stuff !
So does this mean that in case you're wearing stinky clothes and you've **gotta** take the elevator... you
(i) rush to a nearby restroom, change into a freshly laundered set of clothes that appear from nowhere, and then get into the elevator (just imagining this scene makes me laugh... this is more like Melvin Udall than like Gnu :D)
OR
(ii) use the stairs instead
(of course, Gnu's answer's would've been "I never ever have any stinky clothes" but let's see what he says now that I've said that already)
(too long since I blogged; I don't remember whether I do remember my Moosey password, so not logging in and stuff)
Oh, hey, forgot to say, welcome back to the blogging world!
PS: What if all those adjectives were imagined while Gnu was looking into a mirror that's in the elevator? A reflection into his own self, of sorts? ;) *guffas* (The 'w' ain't missing... it's how I now like to pronounce 'guffaws' :D)
@ganesh- thanks, will visit your blog soon.
@moose- please use thy fertile imagination in thy work :). use it not for silly blogs such as mine. and a big welcome to you too to the blogosphere.
and to answer the question, i am stinky, many a time, but, why write that in my perfect blog?
@ganesh- thanks, will visit your blog soon.
@moose- please use thy fertile imagination in thy work :). use it not for silly blogs such as mine. and a big welcome to you too to the blogosphere.
and to answer the question, i am stinky, many a time, but, why write that in my perfect blog?
My fertile imagination, if used at work, would cause quite a flutter. So I put it to use elsewhere. This blog be good breeding ground for it :D
bleddy site didnt let me comment on latest post... allowed me to do so on this one!
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