Humour!!
i find most jokes khatta...but these are some of my favest ones...call me khatta call me sad.. thats the way i am... and proud to be laughing to these!!!
About Non- Nude Beaches..."well... at least the sharks are nude, if that's any consolation
if they were all dressed up in thongs... people would have laughed their guts out... and THEN have their guts ripped out " made up by moose!!
About Sardars " meet me.. sardar, my wife..sardarni, my son kid, and my daughter kidney"
About Emran Hashmi,
If he is the serial kisser... then what do u call ravan??? parallel kisser :)))))) hahahahaha
The first one is atleast an attempt at some kind of humour.. i love the others.. just love them :)
hauahahahahaha..
About Non- Nude Beaches..."well... at least the sharks are nude, if that's any consolation
if they were all dressed up in thongs... people would have laughed their guts out... and THEN have their guts ripped out " made up by moose!!
About Sardars " meet me.. sardar, my wife..sardarni, my son kid, and my daughter kidney"
About Emran Hashmi,
If he is the serial kisser... then what do u call ravan??? parallel kisser :)))))) hahahahaha
The first one is atleast an attempt at some kind of humour.. i love the others.. just love them :)
hauahahahahaha..
posted by Hitchcock at 2:26 AM
10 Comments:
some kinda humour, eh?
Kidney one's good. The one I told you later was even better, don't ya think? :D
Also... the third joke was supposed to be, "If Emran Hashmi is a serial kisser, then who's a parallel kisser?"
Well, either way, doesn't make a difference. If you'd put it just the way I told it to you... then you'd have to say "I didn't realise how I had *internalised* Moose's words" ROFL :D
For those who dunno what the reference to *internalised* is all about, read this!
Ha ha ha... just noticed that the joke was about 'serial and parallel kissers' and the book by the babe is titled 'How Opal Mehta Got Kissed, Got Wild and Got a Life'
Ha ha ha!
Oops... plethora of comments from me :p
You didn't have to quote me and make me infamous, did you? Now everyone will expect my *jokes* to be of the so-called khatta variety! :p
May day special Humour ah!..
hahah..... nice ones... and i dunno baap, i think very few ppl like us wud really laugh at the first joke... but a nice one dat was too...
moose bacha... dont get too excited :) calm down..like i always say..we dont want fallen buildings in good ol' hyd do we??
@banthi.. avunu ra may 1 humor..tomorrow may 2 humor.. aa question enti ra yedava?? are they anyway related to may 1?? haha
@saikri... dont have to act like u like the first one... moose has thick skin.. (pun intended) he wont get hurt if u dont say it is good :D
But you forget... Moose has antlers :p
i also know that moose lives across the ocean... :D so i still stay by what i say!! :D
Dude...The Emraan #me joke is mine.....Want a mention on the post...
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