Tips :D
Do your eyes water when u cut onions? if they dont naturally, you are weird; if they do, try chewing a gum, especially a cardamom gum..stops the watering...:)
Are you losing hair? use some olive oil...and mix a few drops of rosemary oil (something like that), and spray ur head with it.. :D and hope for the best! am sure someone on the comment sheet will state this more clearly!
Want to watch the WC and your girlfriend ain't letting you? Contact anil on the comment sheet for loads of good and even more not so good reasons :)...
Want to impress a girl? heres a good one-liner... " feed two birds with one seed" a take from the kill two birds with one stone..its gentler..and shows ur humane side (hahahaha)..the difficult part is to get the conversation to this one-liner :D...other times... just letting her know that shes damn pretty will excite her vain side...worth a try! :)
Does your girl complain about how that one other girl has a good voice? this is the bestest ever.. learnt it yday in austin-.. feed the other girl.. some helium... how?? i dont know..thats ur prob.and hear her squak :))))) its really really cool!! this is a cool party trick too :)
Want a cool party game? beer pong! its fun. the objective is to drop a ping pong ball in beer glasses of the opposite team.. once u do that.. your opponents have to drink all the beer glasses in front of them. usually a 2-on-2 game, with 2 beer glasses in front..(mebbe we play 2-0n-2 for economical reasons :D) ..gets the girls drunk.. cos most girls suck at aiming at their balls.. pun unintended :D and if u are a guzzler..u can lose and drink lots!!! :)
Do you fart a whole lot of smelly ones?? Then try this... put a small onion in your butt creek for about 15 mins.. then have a shower in such a condition.. and then carefully remove the onion..and flush it away.. i guarentee you...your farts wont smell...!!
Smelly arm-pits? do not even work with a lot of deodorant??hmmm... try bathing! if u are a regular bather.. then try coating the armpits with besan (hindi word) overnight.. it really cures!
Now that i have answered all the questions u ever wanted answers about... i have one of my own..please answer...Why do u all think i am so cool??? :)
As you can see i am damn jobless...and am looking for some self-bashing :)
Are you losing hair? use some olive oil...and mix a few drops of rosemary oil (something like that), and spray ur head with it.. :D and hope for the best! am sure someone on the comment sheet will state this more clearly!
Want to watch the WC and your girlfriend ain't letting you? Contact anil on the comment sheet for loads of good and even more not so good reasons :)...
Want to impress a girl? heres a good one-liner... " feed two birds with one seed" a take from the kill two birds with one stone..its gentler..and shows ur humane side (hahahaha)..the difficult part is to get the conversation to this one-liner :D...other times... just letting her know that shes damn pretty will excite her vain side...worth a try! :)
Does your girl complain about how that one other girl has a good voice? this is the bestest ever.. learnt it yday in austin-.. feed the other girl.. some helium... how?? i dont know..thats ur prob.and hear her squak :))))) its really really cool!! this is a cool party trick too :)
Want a cool party game? beer pong! its fun. the objective is to drop a ping pong ball in beer glasses of the opposite team.. once u do that.. your opponents have to drink all the beer glasses in front of them. usually a 2-on-2 game, with 2 beer glasses in front..(mebbe we play 2-0n-2 for economical reasons :D) ..gets the girls drunk.. cos most girls suck at aiming at their balls.. pun unintended :D and if u are a guzzler..u can lose and drink lots!!! :)
Do you fart a whole lot of smelly ones?? Then try this... put a small onion in your butt creek for about 15 mins.. then have a shower in such a condition.. and then carefully remove the onion..and flush it away.. i guarentee you...your farts wont smell...!!
Smelly arm-pits? do not even work with a lot of deodorant??hmmm... try bathing! if u are a regular bather.. then try coating the armpits with besan (hindi word) overnight.. it really cures!
Now that i have answered all the questions u ever wanted answers about... i have one of my own..please answer...Why do u all think i am so cool??? :)
As you can see i am damn jobless...and am looking for some self-bashing :)
posted by Hitchcock at 4:06 PM
11 Comments:
Ah! Hail Anurag, the deus ex machina!!!!! :)))))))))
"Inspires" me to write a post on the "art of subtlety"!!! :)
first off - @ moi, however much u write abt the 'art of subtlety' it'll be lost on AH... so unless u want to write one just to berate him, no use it shall be!
and now to u anu...
onions - much simpler wud be to just wet the onion nicely before cutting it...
hairloss - dont YOU talk abt it! :D
use anil's excuses at ur own risk (this is to rescue anurag frm any hapless fools who really do use anil's excuses based on anurag's "tips")
beer pong's awesome - i agree... btw, no comments on the preceding two tips
and abt the onion-buttcrack tip - DUFUS MAXIMUS!!!! what all weird stuf hv u been trying? putting things up ur ass.... hmmm.... gets me thinking
besan - no comments....
and to end it all, u JOBLESS FUCK!!
'Why do u all think i am so cool???' - Probably because you have gone to the extend of putting an onion in your butt creek. Next time try a green chilli and let us all know how u felt.
seriously ra, super jobless! rosemary and olive clearly doesnt work ;) and the green chilli suggestion is too cool!
anita
@moi- sarcasm :P.. tit for tat eh :)
@anon.. dude..these are tips.. not something i have done.... either way.. shall find out if someone has stuck a green chilli up their arse.. the world is full of weird ppl :)
@ani.. ditto! i havent used the oil combo for my pretty ujdaa head :)
@saik..if u wet the onions.. it takes away some of the cool flavor and taste. so this is a better suggestion! now u want to think abt my butt creek??!! dude what the fuck is wrong with u..
again let me reiterate for all u dodos.. these are TIPS.. not things i have done!!! silly ppl :)
AH - Yes.. the rosemary and olive thing would work if you try it. You hardly comb your hair.. will be a miracle if you oil it!
For those of you who wanna try it.... its 6 drops of Rosemary essential oil into 10ml of olive oil, sweet almond oil or jojoba oil. Massage for 20 mins and leave for an hour or overnight. Rosemary oil stimulates the scalp, encourages hair growth and reduces hairfall. The fragrance is also great for headache relief.
And I agree with Sai on the onion bit. Leave it in some cold water for couple of minutes after choping in half... you won't have to chew gum. Also had heard another theory, that your eyes won't water if you wear swimming goggles while cutting the onion :D hehe... donno if it works.
And honestly AH... hearing these tips from you... some of them seem more like some sort of practical joke you wanna try on people!
when you starting to work???!!!
The helium trick is really cool! I didnt realize it needed some skill and talent till I saw AH try and fail! =)
anita
@gunjan- when i start losing hair.. ill use the oil ka funda..till then :P and didnt i explain why the water soaking aint the best solution..go up scroll and read.. dodo!
and yeah the swimming goggles thing works.. it works even better.. if u are wearing ur swimming costume.. basically the onion thinks its under water.. and forgets to release those tear causing scents
@megha- patience my dear... ill be in chic soon enough!! :) and dont get tired of my blog..
@anita- hahhaa.. but i still remember ur squak... hahahahah..was tooo much!
You can put all the oil you want after you go bald.... only that it won't be of any good then. :P
And the swimming costume thing... hmm... try your pink boxers, maybe those will shock the onion or something :D
gunjan- i am not an external beauty sort of a person at all! it makes no diff to me how i look :)hair no hair..no diff. as long as i keep my honesty,sincerity, and determination... (glub glub..enugh aa?? :D)
besides, i reserve my pink boxers only for u! so mebbe the next time we meet..in "your" restaurant..i can try this shocking the onion part! :)
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