Thursday, June 08, 2006

where?? where?? where??what?? why?? how?? when??? really??

he is a frigging monster....he was mean to me.. he took me out..the jerk did..and started dancing with tasha.. the asshole...ohh my godd!! are u serious?? he did that??? i told u he looked like an asshole... u are better off without him...
hey bra wassup(thats the way the drawl sounds..bro is what it stands for!!)..miami maan.. shaq and dwayne.. dwayne plays like akebi (some guy on the street i guess!!)..sweet jesus...i want them to win..show that prick kobe what its all about!!yea bra..u get that right.. frigging lakers.. a whole show of nonsense...
aacha suno.. aapne woh documents mangwaaliye?? bhul gayaa!! abhi karwalenge!!har din postpone karte ho... aapko maa kaa aana pasand hi nahin hai...kya bol rahi ho??har din chak chak!hmpph!
iits unbelievable the kind of bullshit that bush puts us through..well we voted him back in didnt we..thank god...we have a constitution that says..only 2 terms and no more..am pretty sure he would have won the third too..good lord!! *guffaw*... but..well he does preside over a bunch of dumb people.. look at everyone ard!! (look at urself bitch!!)
hey thats a pretty coat u have on there...me? thanks..i saved for this one!well..it worked...it suits u..and brings out the best features in you... its comfortable..yet shows u well..if u know what i mean *wink*..hahaha.. u arrreeee interesting!! .. i am kaylee..jack..the pleasures all mine!
(this was actually in mandarin..but for the convenience of most of u.. i have translated it!!) the activity based model is all screwed..remember what we were talking in class about.. those bloody idiots didnt use a nested logit model...but.. why should they?? see ..he has checked for the IIA property.. its all fine..but u got to be kidding me... blah blah!
(and this one from italian!!.. also add loads of gesticulations..) cannavaro..nesta.. no zambrotta.. totti.. hmmm... sounds pretty interesting eh! i have my doubts about pirlo though.. time for de rossi.. what does the wife say tony? aah..same old..she wants some cheese..for the get together.. looks like rooney will play eh! yeah... england do look strong..but they dont have the mental strength to win it... try the cesar shop on 42nd and madison.. good cheese..i go there regularly... i think henry will have a good tournament.. but the guy is too expensive...etc etc..(goes on to eternity.. dont their hands fall off????)
but mom..i want that lipstick soooo bad!! u know thats the only thing i have asked of u in a while.. well..u shuld have saved from ur allowance...mom..i hate ya...u bought rob a nice bright new yellow truck..but it was his birthday...so what?? this is unfair..so unfair *sulk*
hmmm..i love you sweetheart....what do u think we do this evening? u naughty lil bastard.. i told u no games today.. i have a big exam next week..well..u said it yday too... i like it when u study.. it makes it more worthwhile...*peck peck* hmmmm.....mmmm... *smoooch* (hot dog city)
and here i go..blink blink... holding on..to that one pole thatll keep me from falling!! blissfully unaware of everything happening ard me!!

An everyday occurance in a train..plenty of converstaions..plenty of languages.. plenty of dialects and terrific spread of conversations... for an eavesdropper like me...this is like mannah from heaven!! :))) .....if i were u..id make sure that ipod was plugged in real hard in my ears real hard!!

ONE OF THE TOP 10 INVENTIONS OF THE CENTURY: The portable music player..
keeps the eavesdroppers away... helps u to listen to music..makes u look cool... keeps ur mind off things... and makes u feel like u own the world!! :) DO I HEAR ANYONE COMPLAINING ABT THIS ONE????!!!!

9 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I cant you built up the suspense and scene for this...mystery!!!
an IPOD AD.. you are @!@$#@#!%

" IPOD keeps the eavesdroppers away... helps u to listen to music..makes u look cool... keeps ur mind off things... and makes u feel like u own the world!! "
own the world ke liye thoda chota hai but agreed with the rest:p

Thursday, June 08, 2006 9:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I cant BELIEVE you built up the suspense and scene for this...mystery!!!
an IPOD AD.. you are @!@$#@#!%

" IPOD keeps the eavesdroppers away... helps u to listen to music..makes u look cool... keeps ur mind off things... and makes u feel like u own the world!! "
own the world ke liye thoda chota hai but agreed with the rest:p

Thursday, June 08, 2006 9:46:00 AM  
Blogger Sai K said...

megha, AH said "portable music player"... pick ur choice, why just an iPOD?


good one ra... but i think u'd also miss out something like a mugger coming up frm behind... or someone shouting "Help!" or "Fire!" :D

Thursday, June 08, 2006 10:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

agree with above sentiment...enta suspense build up ra! but was good :)

ani

Thursday, June 08, 2006 10:30:00 AM  
Blogger Hitchcock said...

@megha.. ipod ad kaadu ra...portable music player ante.. and i feel i own the world when i am listening to my music ra.. its myyyyyyyyyy world.. minneeeeeee aloneeeeeee.. my preeeeeccccccious :)

@saik.. was too tired to think of stuff like that... hehe.. mugging and not hearing ante danger ra baabu.am making an ad..not an anti-campaign :D

@ani..read.enjoy and.learn from the master :))

Thursday, June 08, 2006 12:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

this was actually in mandarin..but for the convenience of most of u.. i have translated it!!

Despite the redundant exclamatory mark, I was LOL when I read this sentence

goes on to eternity.. dont their hands fall off????

Same comment applicable

For all I know, the peck peck and smooch actually involved you!

Is this an ad for a poratble music player? Or is it an ad extolling AH's exploits on the Tampa Tube? Now that is where all the suspense lies! That is why it's a post worthy of Hitchcock himself!

Like I said, you are creative... a good post, dude!

Third time I'm attempting to post a comment. Sorry, but ain't gonna sound as... effective!

-Moose!

Thursday, June 08, 2006 2:07:00 PM  
Blogger Jas B said...

I hear ya. Here in Calgary, I donot use public transit at all (Phew).

I was in NJ Transit train about a month ago (wasn't carrying the life saving portable device) and had to listen to a girl on a mobile phone bitching about her best friend for an hour...I wished I could develop temporary hearing deficit, I was close to strangling her, thankfully Princeton Jn station came up!

Monday, June 12, 2006 5:49:00 PM  
Blogger Hitchcock said...

lol.. i got the bitching part in.. only i chose a girl and a guy.. :)
am moving to chicago soon... and its all public transit for me! heaven save me.. if i forget the life savior!! :)
Thanks for dropping in!!! :)

Monday, June 12, 2006 6:10:00 PM  
Blogger Hitchcock said...

@moose- thanks for appreciating my cheap attempt at humour...:) the smooch didnt involve me...i dont smooch on trains.. :D
thanks for the tireless efforts to post the comment :D..and this is not hte Tampa tube..its the chicago metro.. i hope to be on it soon...this ones a mix from my visit to chicago and my fertile imagination :D

Tuesday, June 13, 2006 1:01:00 AM  

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