Sunday, June 04, 2006

Didi- the monster!! :)

since i have tickled a few funny ribs including my own... i have been in a quandry..do i go with the flow?? do i make another funny post?? or do i just be random?? i feel like a film director.. the creme de la creme... and what does that make most of u who read my posts?? top actors and actresses... ok ok..jokes apart we do have one budding starrrrrrr among us ... soon to be seen on telly :D..the rest of us can just dream to be on tv :)...anyway...
i got down thinking to all the funny things in my life... one thing comes straight to my mind .. actually 2..and didi ill never forgive u for them...:)))

CUT to SCENE 1
A in class.. studious kid... (yeah yeah those were the days... II standard)
Teacher- ok... blah blah blah.. do you know what AD is?? like in 1965 AD ( yes yes..i am old )
A- me me me.. After Death (gloat)
T- no.. no (what an oaf) its anno domini..blah blah.. year of the lord..blah blah
A- am back home yayyyyy (no hobbes to knock the stuffing outta me... but as u will see i have an equivalent in my sister :D)
A- akka.. did u know what AD means?
Ani- Yes.. means anno domini
A- ( looking up proudly at didi.. woww.shes smart) how did u know that?
Ani- *grin* do u know what BC means?
A- Before Christ?
Ani- no u silly billy... come here let me tell you (secretly whispers into the ear).
A- wow!! now teacher ask me tomorrow..gloat gloat.. (these were pre-google days!! no enthu for me to read books to cross check!)
T- What is BC?
A- me me me me meeeee...
T- aah ok..anurag.u seem like u know the answer
A- (imaginary trumpets ringing.... gets up slowly... looks ard.. smiles at the poor ignorant fools sitting in their chairs... chest pushed out....) yes, i do know the answer... tadaa tadaaa....
BOMMA CAMINI!!!!
T- What? you joker!! come here... whack whack.. stop making fun of this class!!!
A- at home... amma..akka told me this..akka knows more than the teacher..akka cannot be wrong..( i actually supported you dodo... what a young naive fool i was!!! haha)

SCENE 2
A has turned 20..i think...way too long back!! ani is in the US..and calls once a while.. and we have a blast...anyway..nice convo going...suddenly

A- i cant hear a thing!!!
Ani- something wrong with the connection... its cranky...
A- yeah..sure sounds like it!!
Ani-yeah..i know...let me call u back...

Cut to 2 mins later...tring tring...
A- Hello ka
Ani- hello hello hello
A- what?
Ani- can u feel it?? its an echo echo echo....

A- yeah...i sure can.. (getting excited) ma ma..come here. this is too much..the lines echoing.. wowww
Ani- ha hahahaha hahahaha hahahahah ahhahahaha
A- cant make out if its an echo or not!!! still thinks its an echo!! :)
Ma- u crazy idiot.. stop cracking such silly jokes...
A- not again...cant believe shes made a fool of me...AGAIN!!!

END OF STORY!!!!


11 Comments:

Blogger Unknown!!! said...

hahahaha..:))....tooo much.....bomma camini....:))....imagining the scene...and the second one...hehe...it's so easy to fool u..;)

Sunday, June 04, 2006 1:56:00 PM  
Blogger Unknown!!! said...

hilarious......rib tickling....stuff....

usfcup

Sunday, June 04, 2006 1:59:00 PM  
Blogger Sai K said...

completely forgot to comment the first time round... bomma camini tho i knew... but the echo was simply superb wonly! hatsoff akka...

and anurag, u r a dufu, u know dat dont u? :P

Sunday, June 04, 2006 8:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

that was too funny...enjoyed reliving those topis! u really believed that i cudnt be wrong about BC?! hahahaha :D

ani

Sunday, June 04, 2006 10:22:00 PM  
Blogger aknowkneemoose said...

Good one :) So... now I can get posts on demand, eh? ;)

Monday, June 05, 2006 5:09:00 AM  
Blogger Hitchcock said...

@unknown..thanks re chikki.. u are the only furson who loves all my khattas :)

@sai.. thanks re chikki.. u are the only furson who loves most of my khattas :)

@didi.. u wait uf.. will tell the world abt ur gaffes!! :) like i said..i was young and i was naive then... :)

@moose.. ur wish my command saar.. am here just to satisfy ur demands!

Monday, June 05, 2006 9:14:00 AM  
Blogger senthil kumaramangalam said...

neeelo intha talent undi ani naaku theledu ra babu...killer..nuvvu window mundu eddi moham pettinappude guess kottalsindi..but still..cool..nice one

Monday, June 05, 2006 4:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hahah bomma camini munda...the first time u told me that water came out of my nose...hahaha..but echo is even better..i think u shld write abt that lil session we had on the fone one night abt a certain incident in ur life ( think it was 2 weeks ago) hahahaha
how come everyone screws u re...u r chikki aa??

Monday, June 05, 2006 7:34:00 PM  
Blogger Sai K said...

now i am very very interested in this session anil's mentioning...

"i was young and i was naive then" - well, all i can say is now u r old, and already way on the path to senility... u seem to hv missed out on the part where one becomes wise... :P

and also, "am here just to satisfy ur demands!" !!!!!!! not that i wish to read too much into lines written by / for moose, but this one also stands out way too much... sorry moose! :P

Monday, June 05, 2006 7:43:00 PM  
Blogger Hitchcock said...

@anil.am happy i made u laugh dude :) what convo dickhead? i know nothing.. what u talking abt??? lolita kya??? :)

@saik... maama... if it were satisfy desires that would be corny max..this is still ok...i dont even have a webcam.. what carnal desires will i satisfy be?? :) orrei maaikoede.. i am still young..but naive no more..that is the meaning :) by the way wwatch out for the evolution!!! :)

Tuesday, June 06, 2006 12:38:00 AM  
Blogger Hitchcock said...

@megs... man..that window thing was tooo trippy...!!! 4 times u did it..and i got scared each time..me thinks it had more to do with the fact that i knew u were a psycho..and capable of doing physical harm to me :) those were fun days.. remember the tirups trip..and how u got pissed..hahahahaha :) was too much ra!! and kees towel scene the next day.. and we slept outside the bathroom ra baabu.. tooo funnny :)))

Tuesday, June 06, 2006 12:42:00 AM  

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