FIM
Friday afternoon... (me dressed casually and fresh from a shower... well..almost fresh..my breath would have shrunk an orchid though..just had loads of onions :D) in the engineering block.. waiting for the elevator.... theres a cute girl holding two huge fat books... already waiting.. then mr.foot in mouth (also known to the world as me) enters...
FIM..hello.. ( after a few seconds) oh my gosh... those are huge, fat books... do u have an exam?
G.. not really...this prof just makes us get these books for the class...and cuts marks if we dont get them...hes such a pest!
FIM ( i thought this happened only in india..well well..mebbe the prof is indian :D)..thats sad.. you look like you could use some help (didnt actually say it..but am adding hindsight stuff in too) you have a class on friday??? i never take classes on friday!! (2 outta 4 sems.. i had a late evening friday class.. and had to walk cos even the shuttle stopped by then!!!)
G... yeah..i know its kinda sad, but its a required course and he only offers it on W-F schedules.. whats with the elevator?? its taking forever...my hands are aching ( i still didnt take the bait.. was it a bait??)
FIM... yeah..i know... my legs are hurting too (haha.. wah..what creativitiy)!!! aah there it is.. chivalrously lets the lady get in..(actually she was nearer so she just walked in!! )
G...(as i walk in past her)...thats a nice perfume u are wearing... is it hugo boss?? i just love that perfume..its really nice!!
FIM... (wowww... strrrrrrrrikeeee... calming down ..a few deep breaths...)hell..u got it right..u are pretty good.. ( what do i say next? think beta think) "Do u work at either Dillards or Macy's??" (those are the big shopping malls..for ppl who aint from the US of A...immediately thinking..what the fuck did i just say??)!!!!!
G.. (turning a beetroot red) thats a good one... i dont!!! (turns head in other direction)
FIM... feeling himself shrink in the elevator... ( i swear i culd hear the old lady in the rear of the elevator and the dude next to me mutter SOB!!!!)
Now..why did i say what i said??? who the fuck knows... Foot-In-Mouth is incurable...afflicts people at the worst time..works well with murphy's law.. and often leaves even the speaker with a bad taste in the mouth...
am pretty sure the woman made a doll and pricked pins and worse things in it.. and cursed me like a million time... am down with a cold and fever.. haha..
moose says... i should go. look for her in the school yearbook..find her...buy her flowers..and say sorry... and then move onto merrier things with her!!!
merrier hmmm...shell probly skin and fry me alive...thts as merry as we can get :)
FIM..hello.. ( after a few seconds) oh my gosh... those are huge, fat books... do u have an exam?
G.. not really...this prof just makes us get these books for the class...and cuts marks if we dont get them...hes such a pest!
FIM ( i thought this happened only in india..well well..mebbe the prof is indian :D)..thats sad.. you look like you could use some help (didnt actually say it..but am adding hindsight stuff in too) you have a class on friday??? i never take classes on friday!! (2 outta 4 sems.. i had a late evening friday class.. and had to walk cos even the shuttle stopped by then!!!)
G... yeah..i know its kinda sad, but its a required course and he only offers it on W-F schedules.. whats with the elevator?? its taking forever...my hands are aching ( i still didnt take the bait.. was it a bait??)
FIM... yeah..i know... my legs are hurting too (haha.. wah..what creativitiy)!!! aah there it is.. chivalrously lets the lady get in..(actually she was nearer so she just walked in!! )
G...(as i walk in past her)...thats a nice perfume u are wearing... is it hugo boss?? i just love that perfume..its really nice!!
FIM... (wowww... strrrrrrrrikeeee... calming down ..a few deep breaths...)hell..u got it right..u are pretty good.. ( what do i say next? think beta think) "Do u work at either Dillards or Macy's??" (those are the big shopping malls..for ppl who aint from the US of A...immediately thinking..what the fuck did i just say??)!!!!!
G.. (turning a beetroot red) thats a good one... i dont!!! (turns head in other direction)
FIM... feeling himself shrink in the elevator... ( i swear i culd hear the old lady in the rear of the elevator and the dude next to me mutter SOB!!!!)
Now..why did i say what i said??? who the fuck knows... Foot-In-Mouth is incurable...afflicts people at the worst time..works well with murphy's law.. and often leaves even the speaker with a bad taste in the mouth...
am pretty sure the woman made a doll and pricked pins and worse things in it.. and cursed me like a million time... am down with a cold and fever.. haha..
moose says... i should go. look for her in the school yearbook..find her...buy her flowers..and say sorry... and then move onto merrier things with her!!!
merrier hmmm...shell probly skin and fry me alive...thts as merry as we can get :)
posted by Hitchcock at 9:02 PM
5 Comments:
:))))))) knew wat was coming, and yet cudnt help but laugh!!!! u r such a loser! dumb-ass... idiot! duffer... dufus... etc etc... :D
gotta agree with moose though - try wat he says ra... who knows mebbe it'll work out... and hey, watch out, i think i may be writing something today... if all u guys r lucky... :P
that was a masterstroke!! wow!! u beat me on that one!! anyways yeah i guess u must try the flowers thingy.. u never know what might come out of it...;)
@saikri...yeah right.... flowers... shell probly take them and whack the daylights outta me!!! i deserve that..no less..!! :(
@neela...machi... good to see u here :)
hehe..i know..am rather godish when it comes down to making such gaffes!!! et tu abt the flowers huh!!! :)
Well, what can I say, dude, except... Life is a biaaaatch!
:p
Well, now you've got experience on your side. Next time round you see a pretty dame with heavy books waiting for the elevator, check if you've got copious amounts of Hugo Boss on, and then help her with the books.
If she's got a ring... don't blame me! ;)
if people learn from mistakes...ill be pretty much the smartest man on earth pretty soon :)..
if shes got a ring. and still says the same thing.. then ill use the dillard/macys waala line :D i hate married women/men who flirt :P
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