My sad attempt at humour!

For billions of years, life on Earth evolved. And it continued to evolve, till "WE" arrived. There is no theory to prove the fact that we were to be the "final" end-product of evolution but, as there is no theory to disprove it, we can claim that all the forces in the Universe conspired to create us!

We now fly across continents, we eat well-cooked meats, we have multiplied in unbelievable numbers, we live in palatial houses- each house occupying ever increasing space, we employ others to do our biddings. We've explored more places on Earth than any other living being. Talk about our unbelievably, inquisitive nature.

We've seen our kids move away to far-off lands in search of better food and lifestyle, and more often than not, never to return. We've doubled our life expectancy (highly presumptuous!!!). We've created, successfully, disparity among the healthiest and the weakest. Sub-Saharan Africa provides the leanest pickings. There has been a rapid growth of population in what is now known as India and China. Looks like unclean environs help us grow!

The generation gaps have never been more distinct, with each successive generation adjusting to new rules, regulations and technology, leaving the laggers to their misery.

We've survived a couple of World Wars, and managed to scape unscathed, for the most part. Following this, we've largely resolved to maintain peace among the different races- the fair-skinned, the dark ones, the biggies and the little ones. We've lost count of how many races we have divided ourselves into.

We've proved to the world that while all around us keeps decaying, we are in prime health- and will continue to do so with the help of our two-legged slaves!

-Da Roach