20+3 years down the line....
The scene is set for the silver jubilee reunion of the Batch of 2004.... the specatculars as they are called now... a batch of highly intellectual individuals...involved in diverse occupations such as politics... sports.... banking... software....the stock market..and private entrepreneurship.. from the spectaculars... 6 merit special attention...they were the "black boys" in school...looked down upon.. made fun of for their trivial behavior to anything even remotely academic...they called themselves the "mandakhorses"...standing for their free spirit.....their bunching and munching together and their fearlessness and their wild attitude to life...
they havent met in many many years...not all of them at one place anyway...and this is something that they have looked forward for many many years...
A..dashing debonair....a good athlete...gaunt..with high cheekbones.. he was the casanova.. people now call him the merge broker... he helps/mishelps? merge massive corporations and takes huge paychecks home.. and all for the simple reason that his FM fundamentals..and flow of money concepts are very very strong (thanks to AH) . age..and chasing skirts for a long time have taken a toll on him... he is now a virtual recluse...coming out only for the biggest of mergers for the briefest of appearances...and still unmarried... and yearning for the girl he loved the most..after letting her leave..cos he thght he couldnt bear to share his bedroom and bathroom with anyone ....
B.... the new age harshad mehta... he runs the stock market...backed and pushed by the viliest merger broker..he pushes certain stocks down...forcing the then ruined company to merge...and makes slightly bigger paycuts than the merger broker himself...never one to show undue interest in women... he was of the opinion ..that the first kiss is the best kiss..and has kept pining for his true love push..a passionate workaholic..reaching the heights of success has been his major passion.. he wanted to be the best.. he got to be the best...but then....was lonely... all alone..cutting himself off from everyone other than the band of closest frds...but then they were really busy too..he was looking forward to this break..and vowed not to go to the gym for a month before that....
M.... the only one..who chose a 9-5 job..(at home)..to keep his relationship going strong... he had alienated himself from the rest of the gang owing to ideological differences..but time as they say is a healer... he got married early....had a few kids..and settled down into the routine of a boring house husband. a sprightly personality...he chose and picked his connections well..making him a well respected man in society...a go-to man for the rest of the 6..the guy who could pull strings to get the rest out of trouble..jail..and from unpleasant situations....he has never maintained a diary to date about the connections abt the contacts..abt his frds... abt the secrets that he knows.. its all in his head....he keeps it all in him..away from the missus and the family..and plots the downfall of his enemies...all from the safe confines of home in hyd
S.... the entrepreneur..the husband-wife duo..decided to quit their budding engineering careers in the us to set up shop in india...though s had umpteen ideas..he decided he had to set up a colorful lungi store. to satisfy his childhood fantasies...along with the mechanical engineering firm that he had... blessed with 4 kids of varying eyesight...he was the shrink of the group..took it all in..and words never left him...everyone was worried that he should he ever turn greedy and open his mouth..the rest of them would go down ..down in varying levels of discomfort.. some scandalized by family..other losing their wealth..others villified by the law.. . but the nice man that he was.....never did.. took it all in him...and never vented a thing out..till he turned bald....that was an eventful event... he has since gone even more into his shell..and if not for his missus..and his umpteen (two to be precise) sisters and the calming influence of AH.. .would have been stark raving mad
K.... the darkest among the horses...no one even gave him a chance to be as successful as the rest.. except by AH... ...he changed careers like a chameleon changes colors... from a part time suicidal kid..with umpteen love failures...he now is a successful football club owner...he owns a huge club in the UK...whose ownership he has since dedicated to A....he also is the new liquor baron of india....he takes time off from his busy jet hopping schedule to meet with the rest of the gang.and keep them updated with everyone else's details.. he owns some of the finest thoroughbred horses in the world..and rubs cheeks with the elite as he parades them across some of the finest circuits in the world.. his sumptous yatch..is a perfect setting for orgies..something that he says is part of his "imbibed" culture...twice married..and subsequently divorced...he now thinks marriage takes too much from him..and lives by the song " i got a girlfrd everywhere".. "and who says money cant buy love".. is the motto that he lives by...
AB....came late to the group...was part of a different gang..that shunted him and shooed him away... owing to his poor academic performances... he begged allegiance to A and B.. always overshadowed by a hugely successful elder brother.. he carved a niche for himeself eventually... in investment banking.. brilliant ideas followed...each other in short spans of time...and he turned into an amazing.. money making machine...armed with a degree in economics that was worth every penny spent..his sublime work. might yet give him reepect in the family :)... given a huge ransom as dowry..this guy didnt have a care in the world after he got married..(now happy with 3 kids too...) and that allowed him to set his mind on dabbling in something socially and intellectually challenging.
and the last link in the chain...(in the group of 6... adding this guy makes it 7 u might think.. but .cos 7 is unlucky..we will call it the band of 6)... AH...the first in the lot to come back home to india... he busied himself in a 9-5 working job for a while..then decided enugh was enough and set up a couple of things..one... a small consultancy firm that offered its services to only the top firms that had complex engineering and mathematical problems.. a very stimulating experience for him .. ..something that would pay for maintainig him and his precious family. yet would keep AH's sharp brain from draining out.. and then..a small center for unearthing talent.. rather nurturing talent..supporting talented kids with guidance..and financial resources..taken from the other scumbags mentioned above..and polishing it... and pushing them to attain perfection in their chosen field.... oops.he also married well..and has two angelic daughters... both footballers :)...and a son...a ballet dancer... :)
well..anyway..they all met...and went to their hostel...saw the kids in the hostel lech at their pretty wives..and prettier daughters... had enough of tagging along the family to their fave haunts..esply when these haunts were very dirty..and the rest of the family didnt want to come... left the wives and family....and went to all their fave places.. made merry ate bread omlette and grape juice...played footer..or tried to atleast... watched tv in the common room.. talked abt "hamaare zamaane mein" with all the kids from the hostel.. drank vodka.....acted prudish to all the asses who had acted smart with them when they were in school..and showed off their pretty wives and their general success in life to them.. and realized one thing...though they all veered off in different directions..and went with the flow....that they never changed..that they hit it off with each other really easily... that they loved each other.and that they had left behind with each other some part of them. ..that they would always treasure ..and cherish...
all u fuckers..no matter where u end up..dont change :)
they havent met in many many years...not all of them at one place anyway...and this is something that they have looked forward for many many years...
A..dashing debonair....a good athlete...gaunt..with high cheekbones.. he was the casanova.. people now call him the merge broker... he helps/mishelps? merge massive corporations and takes huge paychecks home.. and all for the simple reason that his FM fundamentals..and flow of money concepts are very very strong (thanks to AH) . age..and chasing skirts for a long time have taken a toll on him... he is now a virtual recluse...coming out only for the biggest of mergers for the briefest of appearances...and still unmarried... and yearning for the girl he loved the most..after letting her leave..cos he thght he couldnt bear to share his bedroom and bathroom with anyone ....
B.... the new age harshad mehta... he runs the stock market...backed and pushed by the viliest merger broker..he pushes certain stocks down...forcing the then ruined company to merge...and makes slightly bigger paycuts than the merger broker himself...never one to show undue interest in women... he was of the opinion ..that the first kiss is the best kiss..and has kept pining for his true love push..a passionate workaholic..reaching the heights of success has been his major passion.. he wanted to be the best.. he got to be the best...but then....was lonely... all alone..cutting himself off from everyone other than the band of closest frds...but then they were really busy too..he was looking forward to this break..and vowed not to go to the gym for a month before that....
M.... the only one..who chose a 9-5 job..(at home)..to keep his relationship going strong... he had alienated himself from the rest of the gang owing to ideological differences..but time as they say is a healer... he got married early....had a few kids..and settled down into the routine of a boring house husband. a sprightly personality...he chose and picked his connections well..making him a well respected man in society...a go-to man for the rest of the 6..the guy who could pull strings to get the rest out of trouble..jail..and from unpleasant situations....he has never maintained a diary to date about the connections abt the contacts..abt his frds... abt the secrets that he knows.. its all in his head....he keeps it all in him..away from the missus and the family..and plots the downfall of his enemies...all from the safe confines of home in hyd
S.... the entrepreneur..the husband-wife duo..decided to quit their budding engineering careers in the us to set up shop in india...though s had umpteen ideas..he decided he had to set up a colorful lungi store. to satisfy his childhood fantasies...along with the mechanical engineering firm that he had... blessed with 4 kids of varying eyesight...he was the shrink of the group..took it all in..and words never left him...everyone was worried that he should he ever turn greedy and open his mouth..the rest of them would go down ..down in varying levels of discomfort.. some scandalized by family..other losing their wealth..others villified by the law.. . but the nice man that he was.....never did.. took it all in him...and never vented a thing out..till he turned bald....that was an eventful event... he has since gone even more into his shell..and if not for his missus..and his umpteen (two to be precise) sisters and the calming influence of AH.. .would have been stark raving mad
K.... the darkest among the horses...no one even gave him a chance to be as successful as the rest.. except by AH... ...he changed careers like a chameleon changes colors... from a part time suicidal kid..with umpteen love failures...he now is a successful football club owner...he owns a huge club in the UK...whose ownership he has since dedicated to A....he also is the new liquor baron of india....he takes time off from his busy jet hopping schedule to meet with the rest of the gang.and keep them updated with everyone else's details.. he owns some of the finest thoroughbred horses in the world..and rubs cheeks with the elite as he parades them across some of the finest circuits in the world.. his sumptous yatch..is a perfect setting for orgies..something that he says is part of his "imbibed" culture...twice married..and subsequently divorced...he now thinks marriage takes too much from him..and lives by the song " i got a girlfrd everywhere".. "and who says money cant buy love".. is the motto that he lives by...
AB....came late to the group...was part of a different gang..that shunted him and shooed him away... owing to his poor academic performances... he begged allegiance to A and B.. always overshadowed by a hugely successful elder brother.. he carved a niche for himeself eventually... in investment banking.. brilliant ideas followed...each other in short spans of time...and he turned into an amazing.. money making machine...armed with a degree in economics that was worth every penny spent..his sublime work. might yet give him reepect in the family :)... given a huge ransom as dowry..this guy didnt have a care in the world after he got married..(now happy with 3 kids too...) and that allowed him to set his mind on dabbling in something socially and intellectually challenging.
and the last link in the chain...(in the group of 6... adding this guy makes it 7 u might think.. but .cos 7 is unlucky..we will call it the band of 6)... AH...the first in the lot to come back home to india... he busied himself in a 9-5 working job for a while..then decided enugh was enough and set up a couple of things..one... a small consultancy firm that offered its services to only the top firms that had complex engineering and mathematical problems.. a very stimulating experience for him .. ..something that would pay for maintainig him and his precious family. yet would keep AH's sharp brain from draining out.. and then..a small center for unearthing talent.. rather nurturing talent..supporting talented kids with guidance..and financial resources..taken from the other scumbags mentioned above..and polishing it... and pushing them to attain perfection in their chosen field.... oops.he also married well..and has two angelic daughters... both footballers :)...and a son...a ballet dancer... :)
well..anyway..they all met...and went to their hostel...saw the kids in the hostel lech at their pretty wives..and prettier daughters... had enough of tagging along the family to their fave haunts..esply when these haunts were very dirty..and the rest of the family didnt want to come... left the wives and family....and went to all their fave places.. made merry ate bread omlette and grape juice...played footer..or tried to atleast... watched tv in the common room.. talked abt "hamaare zamaane mein" with all the kids from the hostel.. drank vodka.....acted prudish to all the asses who had acted smart with them when they were in school..and showed off their pretty wives and their general success in life to them.. and realized one thing...though they all veered off in different directions..and went with the flow....that they never changed..that they hit it off with each other really easily... that they loved each other.and that they had left behind with each other some part of them. ..that they would always treasure ..and cherish...
all u fuckers..no matter where u end up..dont change :)
posted by Hitchcock at 12:15 PM
17 Comments:
hmmmm A,K, B, AB, AK,S and M.. well hoping for pretty angelic daughters?..that too football?.. AB and kids?.. ill tell u the truth.. K, A and AB will live together till they realise that they are queer.. B will get arrested for molesting..by goking..S will start a charity for blind and partly blind ppl..AB will become a footter coach.. and as for M..he will keep orkutting and blogging till the end of time..this is reality..we shall meet as u said..we shall play footer..but we will letch at teh sharavaites and drool over the chick there..and come bck..this is life..its a bitch..
senthil kumaramangalam - screw u!! :)
lets see...
A - debonair, yes. dashing, not quite. but who knows? and yeah, i can see him almost going down this way...
B - u wish he'd ever vow not to go to the gym!!! and him and lonely? i dunno. he'll marry well - his parents will see to that! :)
M - can see him completely there too. however much he may disagree, this is quite a possibility
S - 4 kids? a bit too much. he'd go bald, but not for the reasons mentioned here... and never into a shell. and he'd go stark raving mad BECAUSE of his ... everyone mentioned there. and no lungi store. dats K's business!!
K - completely feasible. and yes, the song and the motto - yes!!!
AB - yes again... can see him there.
AH - yes, again. also, whatever happened to plans with S??????
good one though dude! :)
S
nice one...
hehehe...funny..and quite rosy too...but A sincerely hopes he goes back to his motherland and try and woo his lady back..
AB will be the perfect husband and father
K defn as u said
S i think will bcom a prof at IIT M
AH..i hope he has those wonderful daughters for all sorts of reasons
M will defn bcom a house husband..that too a filthy rich one with all the dowry he is gg to get
and finally B will defn go into I banking but sooner or later will get arrested for insider trading hehehe..i can see him do that..
awesome post...i hope wat u say comes true!!..
@senthil aka megs... talk abt urself dude.. am over leching over sharav women atleast..no offence and i dont think any of u read my posts anyway.. :P and also i think AH will become footer coach.. if AB becomes one...gone wonly...wover :)
@s....will get those plans on track dude. :)..soon soon...dude. u need to get the lungi store..u are the only one who seems to remember it now anyway :)..AB will never get there... neither will A.they are both unrealistic...
@a... dude...raat gayee baat gayee.. shrug it off and move on :). M and dowry??? he will have to give dudds to get married even to the dame he is dating right now... and u SOB.stay off AH's daughters.... u fucking pedo.. :)AB perfect husband i am not sure.. AB perfect to feel up ..for us.. agreed..
ok... henceforth i shalt not bring up that issue again. and abt me being the only one to remember it, wat to do? dont really want to screw K on anything more serious than that... i am not a sadist like AH... :D
finally the most awaiting post...!..
hmm...i think everyone is hell bent to make me get arrested some how....
@M ..fukker...It's u who lech at sharavites...and abt dowry i agree with AH...u'll have to sell of all ur property to get the one...
S will become prof in IIT m ...arrey Sai pls bey....we'll stay at ur place whenver we plan a get together at IIT..
AH.. i hope u set up one....i'll be a promoter for "our" firm...
K...liquor baron..good one more Vijay Mallaya ...
AB...abey i'll also join the investment bank...we'll mint money....
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A...maaki...only mergers...hmm handgod...
@b... ull promote the center for excellence?? good man...thanks.. :D
i agree..S as prof sounds excellent... we can all meet..and will be given good rooms in taramani house.. a/c rooms for free free freee :)
so hows things between u and a?? :D after that infamous scene...am waiting for more action..between u...
@a.. since u are a hand god..i like this job profile of urs... :D...
@s... screw u dude... u love the lungi business more than kee...how can i forget ur starry lungi..pink stars at that... :P
@k and AB..where the f are u guys.. come on wake up..and read it...
Hmm ....The in"famous" scene i can never forget ..shock of my life...@A ninnu kaatestha ra nenu....
@AH...sure bey..its "our" firm...;)
if i hv to be a prof... definitely not at iit-m. cant stand the weather there for too long. sorry dudes...
@s...u cant handle the weather?? what bullshit man....SOB tayyaru avutunnavu kada..saala...
@b...ill keep laughing man..that entire scene was enacted 5 ft away frm me.. hahahahah
too fucking humid baap! can take the heat, and even a lot of cold weather, as i discovered lately. but not humidity. i'll settle down in iisc. another one of those lost-in-a-parallel-universe stud-max profs there... of course, only if i screw up at everything else
brilliant..jsut brilliant..somany coments..triggeredby a dream of a rosy future for all of us...wow..anurag..hatsofff.. and
@m: no chacne of dowry dude..will be lucky if marriage itself is possible
@b: u will not only become a share kahn but also a baba...ull predict the fall of every company and many other ppl..ur tongue power shall be enhaced in the future..(nee kal mokkutha..edo comedy chesa..dengaku..)
@s: prof for sure..iitm i doubt..hell go to rajasthan..kota factory..or rammiah insti
@a: ull be rich..stinking rich..infact as rich as AH..ull stay get married to a vizag pori..house wife..but hot!!!!!!!!!..together u and i shall have good tiem with AH's footter daughters..
@ah: u will be stinking rich..richest of all..and ull be gr8 person..good father and an ok types husband..ull do charity a lot.. ull earn good name ..but ther will be problems in ur marital life cuz u and k will be very close..not to forget b.
@ab: u will be in a software comapny..using ur mba and comp skills..u will be married and ur wife will be the luckiest gal...she will be full of hair.to balance none on u
@k: u will supported by AH..financially and emotionally. He will bring u to india and feed u and keep u in his house..ull earn money for him and live happliy with him and b and occassionaly a.
@m.. one correction...ok u and a will be lecherous old men...but me thinks.. k will be close to ur wife..not to me.. so u might have marital problems.. now that kee also has UBS job..and money does talk u better watch out.. :) hahahahaha..had to take this cheap shot man..could not help it..sorry :)
and b is close to a..not to me..remember that infamous tongue licking scene on hostel night..or were u too busy cuddling up with someone??? ;) hahaha.. man... brings back all those bitchy memories..k,s me and b bitched that night... u and a were all fultu busy .. :)
what ur boss warned u ah?...u removed ur last post
AB
emi avuthundhi ikkada .... naaku teliyaali ... teliyaali ... teliyaali...
Why did u guys become so senti and telling all lies .... the following is the truth
A: Never going to get married
M: Will hatch plans to kill A while trying to put blame on K at the same time seeing to it that rest dont get a doubt
S: A succesfull guy who is going to give some of his property to his friends when he dies
B: Will start a MBA school for which he will have his own CAT .... and marry one of his colleague
K: will be murdered by A but the blame is going to go on M
AB: will commit suicide in another 2 years
The End
what about AH u SOB??????
AB..? he will write another blog about all the murders and suicides..
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